Hello humans, it’s been a while
Hiya humans, our beloved ones,
so much has changed since our last letter… well, actually not that much, when we think about it with our cute little noggins and our funny floppy ears, we’re still snoozing, nomming, pooing and wee-weeing, and our temporary human keeps secretly stealing us away from Mummy and doing weird experiments on us, like for example:
– they check our toothy-pegs, which are nice and sharp now, thank you very much, and we’re starting to test out everything they can destroy;
– they clip our little claws, on all four paws even, we don’t like that one bit;
– they gave us that weird paste in our mouths again, the one that’s meant to kill some little worms;
– they put us on this white cold flat thing, and then they write down how much we weigh, well we’re proper chonkers now, we’re all around 2 kilos.
And here at our home in Třeštice, the door never stops swinging either. Our future humans and owners keep coming to visit, to say hello, have a sniff, a cuddle, a smooch, and a photo. We’re ever so happy, it’s soooooo grrreat.
Our menu is changing a little too. Besides Mummy’s milk, which is the best in the whole world, our keeper also gives us milk from a box and heart-shaped kibble. So we’ve all had a go now and we think we’ll get the hang of it.